[Velvet Vanity's Blog]
When all is said and done...theres no love lost!!rollin'
2007-03-01
Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because red means stop!
Why do blondes wear hoop earings? They gotta have somewhere to rest their ankles!
(no personal offense, just for laughs)
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung!
Why did the witch fly upside down on her broomstick? She had a hairry crack-up!
Wh do birds fly upside down over Madras oregon? Its not worth a shit
What do you call 32 rednecks in a room? A full set of teeth!
Did you hear about the giant that had diareah? You didnt? It's all over town!
If I cut off my right butt cheek, will I be left-behind?
How did herpies leave the hospital? In crotches!
If my pants arent at my ankles, dont open your mouth!
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd jiggle my zipper!
What has 3 teeth and 60 feet? The front row of a willie nelson concert!
The Brit (2007-03-02)
wow some of those are really funny...some i didn't understand though
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