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naughty naughty!

2007-02-20

   So tonight I held my 1st "romance party" and had a good turn out!  Sex does sell, and I would say it sells pretty damn good.  I ended up with $100 worth of free stuff which is 10% of the total sales made at the party.  For this small town thats pretty good,  and I bet theres alot of lovin goin on in the neighborhood tonight!!  I didnt know that a dildo could be so powerful.  I about had to chase the damn thing across the floor,  it just took off on me!  The bar was right in the next room,  which I must say made the all girl party really interesting,  and made people dig further down when buying!  I must say,  Naughty parties is something every girl should attend at least once!  Men should give their girls alot of money to spend cause then they will have more fun in the bedroom!  I highly advise you attend if invited!

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Fart Squirreling (2007-02-21)
I just threw one my self. I couldn’t believe the edible candy beaded thong; I mean really can we say “Instant yeast infection?” No man worth his gunny sack is gonna want to eat that. I must have had a hearing problem though. When she went on to describe the ingredients to some of the body powder she was pedaling I thought she said porn starch, not corn starch. And then that nipple stuff, I could have sworn she said nipple Niagara. Ah well, we had fun too. The only stuff I really wanted was the X-scream. The rest of the stuff seemed pretty tame to me. Glad you had fun. ~d~

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